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Katie Holmes snapped out of her Scientology induced coma midway through her wedding ceremony to Tom Cruise Saturday evening in Italy.

“I thought the personality test and the alien stuff was weird, but hey it’s Tom Cruise, so I thought I could get over it.”

When Cruise toasted the capacity crowd of Ewoks, Furbies, Keebler elves, ALF and even the 3 robots from Mystery Science Theatre, Holmes finally had enough.
“I was about to sip the red Kool-Aid and I don’t know, something just clicked," she said. "I’m about to marry a whack job."

At that point, Holmes made a b-line for the escape pod. She hopped over ALF and hesitated when Chewbacca let out a sorrowful cry. Stormtroopers immediately blocked the escape hatch but Holmes was quick to employ her ceremonial light saber and disposed of them.
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Borat famously asks, “I like you, do you like me”, and it now appears many people do not.

Lawsuits continue to fly at Sasha Baron Cohen’s alter-ego, Kazakhstany faux-reporter, Borat. Frank Grimes (not afraid of the 3rd person mind you) is on your side Borat. I’m sick of whiny people with too much time on their hands. These morons clogging our court systems with frivolous lawsuits are the real dangers to American society.

Take these two idiot Frat guys. Does idiot even need to placed in front of frat guy, or is it simply implied at this point? In case you haven’t heard, two over-privileged delinquents from some college in the south claim their appearance in Borat’s movie caused them, “humiliation, mental anguish, and emotional and physical distress, loss of reputation, goodwill and standing in the community...” This coming from two kids who are probably no strangers to keg stands and streaking.
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